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Friday, May 13, 2011

05-12-11

Florida unknowingly pass a state wide cock block, when Florida law makers made it illegal to have sex with all animals witch includes the animal, the human. The new law tells us one thing for sure they don't have sciences class in law school.

TSA defends pat-down of 8-month-old baby. They said the toddler looked suspicious and it was not racially motivated, The toddler still claims it had to do with turban on his crouch.

Leonardo DiCaprio, and super model girl friend Bar Refaeli have Split, thousands of women every where have already sent leo there sympathy and have offered a vagina to cry on.

Hugh Grant Turns down the roll of replacing charlie Sheen on ‘Two and a Half Men’ saying I would've love to take the roll but I'm just not a big enough peace of shit.

A man dressed as Batman was arrested on Wednesday and is being charged with carrying concealed weapons. The man is fighting the charges saying the weapons weren't concealed ah they where on my utility belt!

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