05-11-11

A 100 year old man married his 90 year old girlfriend after being together for 30 years. When asked why he waited so long he respond "I'm finally blind enough to consummate the thing."

A recent study showed that judge's who are hungry are less lenient in the court room and are more giving after lunch or a snake break. Deafens attorneys every where are now follow the old saying a apple a day keeps the life sentences away.

In Harleyville, S.C., the town limits sign has disappeared for the fourth time. A local motorcycle shop owner says swiping Harleyville signs, is a point of pride for bikers. Instead of replacing the sing for a fifth time the mayor has decide to just rename the town vespaville saying "Those pussy don't have the balls to steal"

STOCKERTOWN, Pa. fire department is looking for sponsorship. The tiny town of 650 residents wants a fire truck but hasn't been able to pay for it yet. So the fire chief dreamed up the idea of selling advertising space on the new fire truck. So far, none of the local business in town have bought space though because both burned down.

The Presbyterian church made a announced this week it will be allowing gay ministers after hearing this the Catholic church made announced that they had no need for a announcement.