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Monday, May 9, 2011

05-09-11

A son in Florida missed mothers day yesterday after being arrested for hitting his mother. His reasoning for striking mom was because she drank his Starbucks. When the cops arrived he tried having his mom arrested for steeling his coffee. Because nothing says happy mothers day like a pair of matching silver bracelets.

Gary Busey came out in support of Donald trump for president on the Today show this week. He also had some ideas for trumps cabinet. Including secreter of defense Captain Morgan.

The house from the film Home Alone is on the market and it can be yours for a only $2.4 million dollars. Though Local Realtors say they wont even get close to that since there has been a rash of burglaries lately in the neighborhood. The home owners them self where victims of the the wet bandits.

The week Forbes announced it famous Forbes 500 list. Also to come out this week the more prestigious hustler 100.

Newt Gingrich will be announcing via Facebook Wednesday that he will be running for class president, oh wait sorry president.

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