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Monday, May 9, 2011

05-10-11

In the UK Scientists are hard at work in there labs developing a new condom that helps men maintain erections during sex also men in bars all over the country are also hard at work developing new excuses not to where it!

Mel Gibson new film "The Beaver" flopped this weekend after selling almost no tickets. The 3 people who did by tickets to the film apologized saying "sorry we thought we where going to see porn"

Justin Bieber has spoken out to defend himself against reports he locked a producer of the TV show csi in a closet while shooting a guest spot for the show. Saying I would never do such a thing I know how much it sucks to be stuck in the closet.

A Brooklyn-based Hasidic newspaper removed Secretary of State Clinton from the now-iconic photo of the national security team watching the raid on bin Laden, where Clinton is seen covering her mouth. The newspaper has policy of never printing photos of women because they could be sexually suggestive. Rummer has it they almost made a exception for the historic photo but backed out at the last minuet saying Clinton was showing to much forehead and hands.

a Australian lawyer is in hot water for dropping his pants in court this week. He apparently miss heard the judge when he asked if anyone had an objections.

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