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Wednesday, June 6, 2012

06-06-12

Chicago police received a surprise this week when they found a three-year-old girl holding a handgun. When they asked the 3 year old what the gun was for she responded protecting her crib. A Cincinnati high school is withholding a graduate's diploma and requiring community service as punishment for what it describes as overly boisterous cheering by his family during his graduation. In other news a certain Cincinnati principal apparently didn't get enough hugs growing up. The comedian bill mareh announced Sunday that he has purchased a minority ownership stake in his favorite baseball team, the New York Mets. I too will be buying a stake in my favorite baseball team Montgomery Biscuits. When some one says class reunion what I here is bragfest. This week was the braggyest of bragiest Harvard University 50 year class of 62' bragfest. Some alumies could not attend and still sent their brags about career moves, retirements and grandkids. Like Ted Kaczynski who in the alumni directory, lists his awards as "Eight life sentences, issued by the United States District Court for the Eastern District of California, 1998 for murder." Timothy Michael Poe's singing talent and his story of struggling back from a brain injury caused by a grenade in Afghanistan captivated the crowd on Monday's episode of "America's Got Talent." After just one song, Poe was already being called a favorite to win until some on checked his story with The US army who said they had no record of such a event. to witch poe responded "you guys check that stuff out? ah i meant when i was fighting for Afghanistan"

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